I cannot tell a lie....or can I???

I was tagged for this meme by Harvee at Book Bird Dog The rules are as follows:

I Cannot Tell A Lie meme:
"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."

Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world? My ability to negotiate peace treaties and settlements for the Stargate Program. Many lives have been saved by my ability to see both sides in any discussion or argument.

Envy: What do your co-workers wish they had that is yours?The tokens of appreciation I have received over the years from the people I have helped. I have friends and acquaintances everywhere.

Gluttony: What did you eat last night?
Whole wheat penne pasta in a tomato basil sauce

Lust: What really lights your fire?
A cute smile or anyone willing to make me dinner ending with a hot fudge sundae

Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?
I can't really say, since I am bound by a code of silence

Greed: Name something you keep from others?
My true self...what I actually feel, think, desire, etc. No one will ever know, because it would be too shocking.

Sloth! I forgot Sloth! How slothful of me!
What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

How about just being lazy and doing absolutely nothing?

So what kind of lies can you come up with?
Here are my tags:

Jo-Jo from Jo-Jo loves to read
Michael from A few minutes with Michael
Blodeuedd from Book girl of Mur-y-Castell
Desert Rose from DeSeRtRoSeBoOkLoGue
TeddyRee from The Eclectic Reader